Good morning leaguers and cartoon conspiracy theorists, and welcome to the latest installment of Half-Baked Conspiracies. For those of you that are new to this, this is where the crackpot staff of the HBCL, tries to tackle some of the crazy cartoon conspiracies out there, and see if these theories are plausible or not. Today we will be diving into the world of Dragonball, and looking at the character Panchy. Is she a real woman, or an android that doesn’t age? Here is the theory:
Panchy Brief has looked the same, since we were introduced to her in the original Dragonball series. Even the few moments that we see her in Super, the hair style maybe different, but she still looks the same. How is this possible? The theory behind this is that she is an android. The theory goes that since Mr Brief is a brilliant man, and was probably too busy creating and running Capsule Corporation to woo a female, so he just create a woman for himself. And since he is smarter than Dr Gero, he didnt have the issue of Panchy turning on him. Let’s see what the HBCL thinks.
Actually….I kinda buy this one. It wouldn’t necessarily need to be discussed in the Dragonball cannon for it to have any relevance.. And thinking about it– makes perfect sense.
What if she acquired a disease or some such nonsense when Bulma was just a child? Perhaps the professor took it upon himself to save his loves life.
It’s possible– and all too likely given the android love DB shows.
This was a tough one for me, but I don’t think that this theory is true. Reason being I had to look at Bulma to answer this. We first meet Bulma in Dragonball when she was 16. During the Super run and counting the Broly movie she has to be in her mid 40s or early 50s, and she aged really well. Knowing this, it seems like Bulma got her father’s smarts, and Panchy’s genes. So I think that Panchy just has some damn good genes. It’s either that, or to think that Dr. Brief was out with an Ether rag, stalking a woman to turn into an android. Ugh!
What do you guys think? Do you agree or disagree with us? Let us know in the comments below. Until next time everyone.